Retard -o- rama 2000
You are Joel(with his goat Nisse). The best retard bowler on the planet
jokkmokk. You fight your enemies with your poison drivel. You must take
pills so your mouth don't get dried out. One day your retard mum gets
kidnapped by retard hinkendorfh. You must watch out for pimps trying to
recruit you. eehehiiiuuooo official retard language in south jokkmokk. When
you find your mum 1.3685 years later (if u are 89.456% retarded that is) its
to late, she has given birth to the ultimate retard "retard fedjer" (your
brother) he is 99.9999999% retard which is higher than you. Now you
have to hunt down and kill your family brother Fedjer plastic father
Hinkendorfh and your mother (just for fun) these characters are also the
bosses. The game play should be like in MDK2 and ONI alt 1st person shot em
up. The first one you hunt down is your mother the weakest you find here on
the flanet (not a typo its the actual term) any way you find her on flanet
retardia where you have to fight her army of saggs(really strange worms).
You find some outcasts willing to help (old armymen who makes fun of you and
spit at you but you think that they are nice because you are retarded).
Your mum is realllllllly fat(she is actullay the flanet) so you have to
stick an nuclear missile(which you have to assemble with parts u find all
over the flanet) up her ass. You have to crawl trough her intestines
fighting germs and old condoms(u better have an retard-anti-smell-inhaler).
When you finaly make it to the appendix which is your goal you discover that
the remote detonation thingi isn't working(it is but u are holding it
uposidedown because you are retarded)so you leave your goat behind to
detonate it. Then u shower in your own drivel and conitnue by hunting down
your plastic father Hinkdorfh who is traveling the universe trying to make a
100% retard which he would call retardio 2000 ©. To find him you join the
salvation army. They supply you with snipper drivel so you can take him out
fast and easy, but you screw it up becourse you are a retard. You hire a
whore(a prostitute) to make him impotent and when he gets to know this he
takes his own life becourse now he wont be able to make a 100.0% retard so
he doesn't have any thing to live for(very sad). Now you go for your brother
who is making a fortune of having the higest retard level(you can raise your
retard level when you get more exp points). He knows that you would come
after him one day so he has locked himself in a small box 1 by 1 meters with
12m thick armor walls buried near the core of planet
"Quadtetradeltaalphapiomega" , so you go to japan to learn "taihquiayshilie
a'la retard" so you can crack the box with only your hands but when you do
this you find that your brother is already dead be course he is a retard and
forgot he have to have air to be able to survive which you should have
thought of also but didn't because you are retarded, and now you conitnue
your bowling carrer as a retard bowler.That's it!
I know it gets a litle lousy at the end but the rest is just sweet!
Erik Lander
nafdahlix@hotmail.com
Obviously trying to be funny, but ends up short, only looking stupid. You all have my permission to send irritating stuff to this address nafdahlix@hotmail.com
Idea Reviewer:
-Vegard Aure-
