Duke Nukem Style Comments:


 Main Charecter
1) After killing so many teddies I'm beginning to feel a little... fuzzy inside.
2) Oooooo... that had to hurt.
3) Don't be too surprised if you find your entrails splatered across the walls.
4) Ahhhh I've never felt so relieved (after picking up a medi kit).
5) (sniffs) Ahhh the smell of death makes me... hungry.
6) Alright Beast! I will find your head rolling on the floor soon enough.
7) Okay if you want to join your friends in HELL I am sure I can arrange that.
8) I do believe you have a date with my fist!
9) How would you like it monster, quick and messy, or slow and painful?
10) Hmmm how many teddies have I killed... 1, 2, 3... ah hell with it
its not enough!

Monsters
1) I will taste your blood!
2) Me and my beasties will feast on your rotting corpse.
3) Pathetic human your corpse will join the others.
4) Oh come on human atleast you can have the satisfaction that you will feed my very hungry army.
5) Face it if you are no match for our supieror numbers... and claws!
6) What have we here... lunch?
7) Your puny weapons are no match for-BAM (gets shot and falls down dead).
8) Face it human you WILL rott in Hell.
9) Killing off your kind will be soo fun and easy!
10) Why must you continue to annoy us even though you know it will result in your death?

Other Soldiers/Innocent
1) So-so... so many teddies!
2) Is it just me or did that teddy bear just move?
3) Why do all the insane, blood thristy, and radioactive toys always have to be after me?
4) You are acting rediculous, there are no blood-thristy teddy bears after us (barely finishes the sentence before he/she sees a teddy leaping at him/her).
5) Sprinkles (the name of the teddy), I've missed you for so long and-Sprinkles? I dont like that look in your eyes.
6) How many times do I have to tell you? The teddies only go after the smart ones so act stupid!
7) Okay heres the plan we set up a trap and (relizes the person he is talking to is terrified and looks behind him to find a teddy)... Okay new plan RUN!
8) If I ever see another teddy again in my life I am going to rip out it's insides and flush it down the toilet!
9) (out of breath) they got Johnny, and Timmy, and now there are after me but I think I lo- (looks down to find a teddy's arm through his chest).
10) Oh the Humanity of it all... look at all the stuffy just look at it!

My Duke Nukem Faves
1) I'm gonna rip off yor head and sh&* down your neck.
2) After a little R&R I'll be ready for some more action.
3) I'm gonna kick @$$ and chew bubble gum... I'm all outta gum.

BeaverK
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